If anybody ever told you that paintball is a painless game, he was most probably just joking with you. Truth is, a game of paintball hurts not only your wallet, but your body as well.

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Once upon a time on a bee-ee-aye-you-tee-ful Saturday morning, 12 adventurous souls embarked on an exciting journey to the land where innocent souls are shot for fun. And for a fee.

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Some of us got up earlier and met up for breakfast at the ubiquitous 24-hour drive-thru McDonald’s. I happened to be the only one in track bottom (which turned out to be a good choice), and the only one without a sleeve (I was lucky I didn’t get shot on my arms!).

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The masks were mandatory, of course. Protective vests, however, were optional for men, but a must for women. I think that’s a fair policy :p

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I did not bring my SLR camera for obvious reasons. I had only my phone to capture some of the painful consequences of the game. I did not bring my phone into the playing field though.

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The identities of those whose bruises are shown here shall be withheld to maintain their anonymity… LOL. I got two bruises on my body which look like hickies, at my lower abs and around the back of my waist. No skin was scraped though, so I didn’t suffer as much pain as those in the pictures above!

It was indeed a very fun but physically-demanding (the bruises aside…) game. Now that we’ve had some combat experience, we’re already looking forward to our next outing, which I’m sure will be more serious and challenging!

For more context (and probably a photo or two), try reading Major General Gan’s, Lieutenant Lobak’s, Colonel Duncan’s and Sergeant Chiawyin’s accounts on the shootout. At the time of this writing, only Major General Gan has written his. Update: Private EJ has written his!

P/s: Narrowband has been pretty busy of late - so that game of paintball actually came as a relief to all that stress that he had in the whole week. There will be a couple of holiday trips coming up next month and the month next. More on that later! :D